If Biden Is Too Old To Be President, Trump Is Too Fat To Be President

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too fat to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too lazy to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too vain to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too ugly to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too arrogant to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too authoritarian to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too dictatorial to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too vulgar to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too idiotic to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too much of a dumbfuck to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too loud-mouthed to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump plays too much golf to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too willing to bang pornstars to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too mediocre to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too ignorant to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump has too weird a penis to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too adulterous to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too orange to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too demented to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too crazy to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too loony to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too fast-food addicted to be president,

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too conspiracy-minded to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too angry to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too QAnon to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too babyish to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too mushroom-dicked to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too bad-mannered to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too annoying to be president,

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too insulting to be be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too despicable to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too despised by world leaders to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too in love with dictators to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too flatulent to be president,

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump has too weird a penis to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too temperamental to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too Proud Boy-ish to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too insurrectionist to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too odious to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too boastful to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too divisive to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too short-fingered to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too racist to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too pussy-grabbing to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too sexist to be president,

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too criminal to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too much of a liar to be president,

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too dishonest to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too narcissistic to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too much of a drama queen to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too unfit to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump is too unhealthy to be president.

If Biden is too old to be president, Trump has too weird a penis to be president.

If the only stupidly negative thing you can say about Biden is that he is too old to be present (when he has created more jobs than any president ever, when he’s been the most effective president since FDR and LBJ) then how about making a list of all the stupidly negative things you can say about Trump, half of which are actually true?

Trump is too fat, too lazy, too vain, too narcissistic, has too weird a penis, is too arrogant, too ugly, too authoritarian, too dictatorial, too racist, too pussy-grabbing, too sexist, too vulgar, has too weird a penis, is too loudmouthed, too bad-mannered, plays too much golf, is too willing to bang pornstars, is too adulterous, too odious, has too weird a penis, is too mediocre, too orange, too demented, too crazy, too loony, too boastful, too ignorant, to idiotic, too mushroom-dicked, too fast-food addicted, too conspiracy-minded, too angry, too QAnon, too babyish, has too weird a penis, is too annoying, too insulting, too despicable, too despised by world leaders, too short-fingered, too in love with dictators, too flatulent (apparently he farts up a storm), too criminal, has too weird a penis, is too much of a dumbfuck, too temperamental, too divisive, too much of a drama queen, too Proud Boyish, too insurrectionist, too much of a liar, too dishonest, too unhealthy, too unfit, and did I forget to mention? has too weird a penis to be president.

Also: if Biden is too old to be president, then Trump is also too old to be president.